Chapter 1: Freedom of what? Low level infantry techs is where its at!
Once upon a time in Mexico…
The nation of Mexico I write of now is far different than the nation we knew a mere three decades ago… So much has come to pass. So much has yet to pass that must. So many people have rebelled. So very many…
I am a bit of a ghost, though I will get to my own history in good time. I am the secret mailed fist that guides Mexico on the road to greatness. Like trying to make an omelette with said mailed fist there are complications. But just like making an omellete I have to break a few eggs. And likely the pan, and probably a window out of frustration. But you never remove your gauntlet, no matter how much you must destroy to accomplish your goal, never let anyone think you are weak. This is a lesson Mexico knows well.
Mexico does not follow me, Mexico follows the guiding hand of god, the omnipotent force which I saw could lead us to greatness in absurd and magical ways. I am merely, again, the mailed fist of His divine presence. My story begins with a tale of glory, one tainte- erm, I mean “vastly improved” by His divine presence…
-The headquarters of Antonio Santa Anna, Laredo, The Breakaway Mexican Province of Texas –
General Santa Anna scribbles furiously at his desk, two nervous officers sit in utter silence/terror across from him. Neither dares to ask why the Commander in Chief and President of Mexico is wearing an elbow length gauntlet covered in eggs and cheese.
“Gentlemen” Santa Anna snips without looking up from his work. “We are moving on San Antonio in the morn. Old Sam Houston may seem strong behind his walls, trenches, secondary walls, cannon lined killing fields, and nine thousand well motivated recruits but we have something he doesn’t have!”
This outburst took the officers off guard. Not only were the Mexican troops tired and sick, and not only did Sam Houston write the book on defense
*, but the President of Mexico was shouting in fluid English. The officers simply decided to run with it.
“Well, we have rusty bayonets?” meekly offers the first officer. “Psshh, don’t be foolish. We haven’t had bayonets in years. The good general means cholera.” The smugness in the second officers statement implied that he wasn’t joking around.
Santa Anna stopped writing, mostly because the mailed fist was making the task difficult but there was also a hint of anger in his stillness, like a gathering storm. “Do you gentlemen intend to imply that this army is anything but a well oiled world-class killing machine? Are you trying to say we are in someway – inadequately supplied?” His final words carried with them the ire of a man angry both at current circumstances and at his lack of breakfast.
One officer attempted to divert his gaze from Santa Anna and looked around the office. He didn’t want to say anything, but the office, as it was called by Santa Anna alone, was proof of their situation. While Santa Anna had forced two innocent recruits to lug his antique mahogany desk all the way from Mexico city, the rest of his office appeared to consist of a tree, whose branches were the only protection from the elements the good general had, and his diploma from the Mexico City school of Military and Culinary arts, hanging sadly from a single lonely branch. Still, the office was better than anything the soldiers had.
The second officer then broke the silence with the type of enthusiasm inspired in those who are staring death in the face and have nothing to lose. “Our soldiers will follow you wherever you lead, though some say bringing the homeguard back from their – erm- patrols aro-“
Santa Anna cut in with a snap “NO! The Imperial guard is positioned to the north to make sure that any intervention by the Yankees can be swiftly dealt with.” This statement carried a razor sharp edge of finality that meant that the meeting was over, we are marching to our doom tomorrow, thank you very much. Santa Anna then gave the officers their marching orders (complete with egg whites smash into the paper with the presidential seal), excused himself, went to the other side of the tree, and went to bed. The officers left to console their men, write their children and sob quietly until morning.
In Santa Anna’s dreams however, destiny was being rerouted.
Santa Anna stood in a room, lined with fancy maps, strange buttons, and a portrait of himself looming literally larger than life over him.
“Dude. DUDE! You there?”
A mysterious voice bellowed out through the ages, sounding larger than life and yet somehow… young. Inexperienced. Santa Anna couldn’t see anyone, and quickly interpreted the entire situation wrong, fell to his knees and said “Lord? Is that you? Alpha, Omega? He who walks the sun across the sky and give life to all creation, the father of man and our sav-“
“Yea, that sounds good. Listen. I need you to do some stuff if we plan on winning this war.
“You mean the re-occupation of Texas? I have it all in hand lord.”
“No, listen your plan to attack is stupid and dumb. Dig in where you are and call the Army of the Yucatan North to fortify with you. Sit behind the river, I think you get sweet bonuses for defending against a river crossing.”
Santa Anna paused. God was telling him to abandon the entire southern half of his country, and to wait for an attack that Sam Houston would be mad to make. “Erm, your lord I believe I have to bring the war to our foes. I, um, don’t see your plan being… perfect? And how am I supposed to feed and clothe nearly twenty thousand men in foreign territory??
“I reset the sliders and I think the country will be ok. Maybe. Listen just do it. Oh and you guys will probably know about muzzle loaded rifles by then too, so you won’t be nearly so terrible.”
Santa Anna stuttered confusedly “Um, whats a ‘Rifle’? And how do we load our weapons now? ”
“I imagine it’s a natural thing, probably osmosis or something. Oh and a rifle is a high level tech, you don’t need to worry about that now. That reminds me, I’m off to go encourage some people to change careers into priests. Oh, but before I go I need you to also move the guard army into northern Texas so they can start sieging Lubeck or Lubac or whatever. Good luck!”
And with that Santa Anna woke in a viscous sweat. Was that really god? He said something about encouraging more priests but he didn’t think that was exactly the type of career you sort of picked up in life, like a fisherman or fruit merchant. Yet he also seemed to know a lot about the future, that kind of knowledge only belongs to the divine. Gauntlets shaking, he set off to change some orders. For better or worse, Mexico had been derailed on the road of destiny.
- The Forge in Pedro and Wesson Gunworks, Mexico City-
Fifteen men stood in a semi-circle around the main forge works in P&W’s primary gun manufacturing plant. It was just after midnight, New Years day, and the men had been celebrating until just moments ago when they had been interrupted by the highest Archbishop in Mexico, and a cadre of priests. The priests were now working feverously on forcing a musket ball down the barrel of a gun, doing so in just about every way but the right one. Any attempts at stopping or, more mercifully, helping them were blocked by the Arch Bishop, who said that they were involved in important research and told the confused and scared gunsmiths to go home.
Miguel went outside to get a smoke, maybe a beer, anything to help him forget the horrible things the priests had been doing to the poor musket. Seconds after lighting the cigarette it fell from his mouth, as he saw a poster sprawled against the side of previously nice looking villa.
Mexico was changing…
*It was more of a pamphlet, with chapter 1 being “Keep yur hed down” and chapter two being “if’n thos bullets hit sumthin in fron’a ya, it aint hit’n ya” but in those days the literacy rate was so low that most academies only bothered carrying the abridged version.